Renee: "Mom, how come in Princess Bride does the prince try to marry a girl so he can kill her, just to start a war?"
Mom: "They were just getting board with everything being peaceful and happy. They wanted it to be interesting and exciting."
Renee: "Why didn't he just marry an ugly girl then. Why did he have to choose a beautiful girl?"Mom: "Do ugly people deserve to die more than beautiful people?"
Renee, realizing how bad that sounded got very embarrassed, "Mom! That's NOT what I mean!" She now wants to die (however beautiful she is) at the thought that I am posting this for the world to see.
Renee: "Mom! What are you doing?"
Mom: "Renee, that was too funny not to write down."
Renee: "Don't write that!"
Mom: "You will want to read it when you are an old woman. Looking back at it you will think it is funny too."
Renee: "Then why don't you write it in my DIARY so no one else can see it!?!"
Mom: "Because WE think it is funny right NOW!"
1 comments:
Hope you don't scar her for life!!
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