Shooting Gun

A regularly occurring conversation at our house.
Chase: "Mom, I can't wait for Crismus."
Me: "Why."
Chase: "Mom, You know what I want for Crismus."
Smiling and chucking inside.
Me: "What do you want for Christmas Chase?"
With much enthusiasm and expression....
Chase: "A shooting gun, with BOMBS!"
Me: "What are you going to do with a shooting gun with bombs?"
Chase: (quite happy with himself) "Shoot bad guys in we house, then them will get hurt."